Relevant numbers as of this date. I am fortunate, even if literary stats lag.
Selfie attempt
JR– 69
Cowboy — 2.5
Cancer — 0
’97 Dodge pickup — 141,806
’05 Honda Element — 141,836
Novels written since retirement — 0
Blood pressure (Trump-free) — 136/82
BMI — NA
Platypus delivery
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