Rachel Dratch does for B&Bs what Anthony Perkins did for motels, renewing my wariness of chintzy lodgings and shared bathrooms. And may the wonderful Anderson and Pell — two solid avocados, I say — one day return safely to NYC, there to perhaps have the last word with Lorne Michaels.

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